I don’t know how it happened, really. I was putting the Halloween candy in the big pot, just getting it ready for the visitors who will drop in later tonight, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a ghost took possession of my body and began cramming yummy, crispy chocolate things in my mouth.
After the exorcism was completed, I was stunned to find a half-eaten bag of candy on my desk – right next to my yoga statue.
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it. Got that, Mr. Andi?