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Mailbag: Free Breast Implants for Milspouses?

A soldier writes:

I’ve heard rumors that i could get breast implants for my wife, (shes excited). I guess you can get this done through the army for free. If you have any info about how to go about getting this done, or if its even true could you let me know. we would appreciate it. please and thanks.

Now, you may snicker at this email, but throughout the years this has been one of the most common questions we’ve been asked. A couple of years ago, I met an Army surgeon and his wife. Thinking this was a great conversation starter, I told the couple that (at the time) the question we get most is how military spouses can get their free breast implants. I wondered how this rumor had become so widespread? Why do so many people think that as soon as you get your ID card, you become eligible for free breast implants?

Turns out, it isn’t a completely false rumor. However, it’s not a simplistic as the rumor mill makes it out to be, either.

The doctor told me that he must complete a certain number of procedures each year to fulfill licensing and board certification requirements. In addition, teaching hospitals need patients to “practice” on. The doctor has indeed performed cosmetic procedures on both active-duty personnel, and their spouses. As was explained to me, there are waiting lists at several Army hospitals, and the wait lists are generally quite lengthy. Further, the process can be subjective. This particular doctor preferred working on patients who were disfigured or had experienced a medical condition over someone who already had a little “there” there but just wanted a Pamela Anderson-sized chest. In other words, reconstructive surgery took priority over purely cosmetic procedures.

As for the free claim, that was close to the truth – but not quite. The doctor told me that in the case of breast implants, while the patient didn’t have to pay for the use of the hospital, they did have to pay for the implants. It’s like buying the parts but getting the labor free.

I’d love to point to a resource here rather than just relaying a conversation I had with an Army reconstructive surgeon, but as far as I can see, there is no publicly available statement from the military outlining who is eligible for consideration and how to get wait-listed for cosmetic procedures, so it’s no wonder there’s a lot of speculation swirling around this topic. I have no idea if other branches handle this in the manner that was explained to me by the Army doctor, so I would simply encourage anyone who is interested to ask their physician about it.

One thing that I took away from my conversation with the surgeon was how important their work is within our community, particularly post-9/11. He’s operated on many wounded warriors and even children in Iraq and Afghanistan who have been caught in the crossfire of war. Their work is valuable, and in no way should be considered simply a vanity profession. The video below is well worth watching:

Operation Mend: Reconstructing Lives Through Reconstructive Surgery from Mike Allen on Vimeo.

About Andi

Andi is married to an active-duty soldier and is the founder and former editor of SpouseBUZZ.

She is the founder of the Annual MilBlog Conference. The MilBlog Conference is the premiere event of the year for military bloggers. President George W. Bush, U.S. Representative Adam Smith, GEN David Petraeus, LTG Mike Oates, LTG William Caldwell, RADM Mark Fox, MG Kevin Bergner, MG David Hogg and The Honorable Pete Geren have addressed previous conferences.

While living in Washington, DC, Andi was the Ambassador to Walter Reed Army Medical Center for Sew Much Comfort, a non-profit organization which makes and delivers, free of charge, special adaptive clothing for wounded service members. Andi has worked with several non-profits to help our wounded heroes and their families. She finds that work to be the most rewarding and meaningful of all.

Andi strives to find humor in the good, bad and ugly of life and is a firm believer that laughter has the ability to cure most ills.